Father Of 23 Kids Only Had Sex At Night Because He Thought Sperm Was Sleeping

“I KNOW IT SOUNDS DUMB, BUT THINK ABOUT IT: THEY’RE LITTLE HUMANS JUST LIKE US. THEY GOTTA SLEEP”.

Jonathan Brown is a 28-year old man who is father of 23 kids because according to him: “Sperm is sleeping at night”. He claims that, during his sexual life, he only had unprotected intercourse at night, because he learned in his sex education class that sperm sleeps at night.

Unfortunately, this is not true, and it was proven 23 times before the man finally realized it.

“I went to a public school, don’t blame. I couldn’t afford a better education, and now I have to afford food for 23 kids.

Brown’s wife, Ana Smith, says she thought it was ridiculous at first, but Brown convinced him.

“I was never fully convinced that it was true, but I believed in my man.”, she said. After they had 10 kids, she started to feel suspicious, so she proposed Brown to have sex a little later, because it appeared that sperm was still awake at the time they had it.

“We started having sex at 3AM, but his sperm was still awake. I even tried having sex with him while he was sleeping (because maybe the sperms sleeps when he sleeps), but it didn’t work either and we had 20 kids already.”, she affirmed.

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